I’m sticking to uber brief posts at the mo as I have too much to do.
But how’s this for a bit of fun misogynistic crap you can send your friends on Facebook? :
Words fail me. I weep.
It has not been a good day.
Here’s somthing amusing to cheer you (*ahem* ME) up 🙂
Oh and hell, have a rather fab poem as well:
USE OF ENGLISH
The phrase ‘politically correct’
is not at all what you’d expect.
But how has it been hijacked so?
I’m going to tell you, ‘cos I know.
You’d think it should mean kind and smart
Radical and stout of heart
A way of living decently.
Well, so it did, till recently.
And then some cringing, nerdy divs
Sweaty, misogynistic spivs
Sad, halitosis-ridden hacks
all wearing lager-stained old macs
with spots and pustules and split ends
and absolutely zero friends
(Yes, living, breathing running sores:
The right wing press’s abject whores)
Were all told, by their corporate chiefs
To rubbish decent folks’ beliefs
To label with the phrase ‘P.C’
All that makes sense to you and me
And write off our progressive past.
Their articles came thick and fast
The editors gladly received them
and loads of idiots believed them.
You’ll find that most who use the term
Will only do so to affirm
Sad, bigoted, outdated views
they’ve swallowed via the Murdoch news.
by ATTILA THE STOCKBROKER
And on that note: Adieu!
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March 18, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Jacob Ward
Wow, they’ve even taken the trouble to make different designs for each sink; the legs are in different positions. What an odd idea for a sink. What’s wrong with a normal one from Homebase?
March 18, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Caitlin
Just think how close you’d have to get to wash your hands *is mentally sick (as in in the mind, rather than being sick in a crazy manner…oh god I need to go to bed)*
March 18, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Jacob Ward
At least it might incite the sort of people who would enjoy brushing up against them to actually wash their hands. I’d imagine they’d need to what with all the masturbating they doubtless do whenever they see actual women.
March 18, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Caitlin
*Is physically sick*
Good night Jacob, I’m off to have some nightmares…
March 19, 2008 at 10:43 am
Jacob Ward
Hope they weren’t too bad 😛
Just heard on the radio that the US department of defence doesn’t allow female soldiers to fight on the front line in wars. What’s the point of letting them join the army if you don’t let them fight? Nice to know the US government’s solidly behind the whole equal opportunities thing.
Wankers.
March 22, 2008 at 3:17 am
Loulou
They dont have to be misogynistic, could be men dressed in drag.
I think theyre funky… 😀
March 22, 2008 at 3:19 am
Loulou
I personally want the third set inslalled at uni 😀
March 22, 2008 at 3:19 am
Loulou
the third set of legs not misogynists…
March 22, 2008 at 3:23 am
Loulou
I suppose if you didnt feel like rubbing your groin against a red plastic arse, then you could lean over besides them… Imagine Jesus trying to wash his feet in there – bit of a compromising position 😀
Do you recon they were modeled on real women, I think i can see some moulded cellulite :O
March 22, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Jacob Ward
Personally I don’t think I should have to ‘lean over besides them’ in order not to touch the fucking things. They’re disgusting.
March 22, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Loulou
Hostilities. I seem to have struck a cord, it’s just plastic.
Is my point ever going to be understood or am I just going to be knocked down with giant hammers every time I open my fucking mouth?
Okay, for the sakes of thes page I shall conform and lie for once:
I think they are absolutely repulsive, I do – its shocking how anyone can think of something that vulgar.
March 22, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Jacob Ward
I don’t believe I saw a point to be understood.
A Swastika flag is just cloth, but if you were to hang one up in a bathroom you would offend countless people and probably be lynched, with good reason.
March 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Caitlin
Good point Jacob. Lucy, what you have to recognise is that if something doesn’t affect you, that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t matter if it affects other people. I personally think that it’s misogynistic, it objectifies women and it puts those using the sink in an uncomfortable situation (see Jake: Personally I don’t think I should have to ‘lean over besides them’ in order not to touch the fucking things) [that is, unless they enjoy it – however, I believe that condoning objects like this condones the view that women are merely sexualised objects, not autonomous beings.
March 22, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Jacob Ward
What’s this? Women are autonomous beings? What have you been reading Caitlin?
(I would like to point out that this is a joke :P)
March 22, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Caitlin
You don’t say.
If you weren’t joking, I think we all know that our friendship would have turned sour a looong time ago 😛
What HAVEN’T I been reading?
(Don’t answer that, it’d take an eternity)
March 22, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Jacob Ward
Humour doesn’t always communicate well over the web so I sometimes feel the need to point out when I’m attempting to be funny 😛
Well no.1 of your not-reading list would be ‘the first blast of the trumpet’ by John Knox I would imagine. Beyond that I wouldn’t dream of speculating.
I’m starting to see what you mean about Josie Lawrence btw, she’s very cool 🙂
March 22, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Caitlin
I want her. More than is rational or, probably, legal.
My aunt brought round some series that JL was in…my mum says it’s crap but I still can’t wait to watch it 😀 😀
Indeed, sarcasm must often be pointed out on t’interweb. Fair nuff.
March 22, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Jacob Ward
More than is legal…that’s a little disturbing. Are you intending to keep her as your comedienne slave or something and wheel her out at parties to the amusement of everyone? (If so, can you have a party soon?)